Thank you Rohit Gudipudi and Eloqua Documentation (appreciate you replying on a Sunday)!
I checked this morning and George's click through stilll wasn't showing up on my report (it's been three days). So, I called support again this morning and the tech I spoke with agreed that something is strange, so he is going to reasearch it further. He said it looks like I set up my links to track properly, but something else must be wrong, so he's going to forward it to the development team.
I'll update when I have an answer.